joe royal 6:46 Sat Jun 4
My local vicar.
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Likes a DRINK. Gets pissed up in the prince and goes up the Muslim book shop in goodmayes and tries to convert the locals.
Wakes up in hospital.
Now this.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3624120/CofE-vicar-shouted-m-Vatican-f-ed-police-arrested-biting-spitting-paramedic-downing-three-bottles-wine.html
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joe royal
8:33 Sat Jun 4
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Even father Bill is dead now .
http://thevintagent.blogspot.co.uk/2009/06/reverend-bill-and-59-club.html?m=1
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Far Cough
8:31 Sat Jun 4
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Haha, I'll have to look out for him then
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joe royal
8:30 Sat Jun 4
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Cough
Surprised you haven't seen him, comes in on a Sunday and watches the game.
Big bloke , a good 6 6' , usually stands near daves chair at the end of the bar.
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joe royal
8:27 Sat Jun 4
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Father Bill buried most of my faimily, looks like a hells Angel and does ride a Harley.
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Far Cough
8:26 Sat Jun 4
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Joe, are you saying he gets in the Prince?
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bruuuno
8:23 Sat Jun 4
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My MATE got married in st Mary le bow church in the city (the bow bells) and the do was on a boat on the Thames. The massively gay vicar came with us got pissed right up. He was trying to get in my pants all night hands everywhere was fucking hilarious for everyone else not quite so much for me. We had to drop him off and see him staggering off the gangplank singing bubbles and waving. Top bloke!
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joe royal
8:22 Sat Jun 4
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Nurse Ratched 7:42 Sat Jun 4
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I did ask him why he wore his collar to the pub one day
"I am never off duty"
I asked him to say a prayer for West Ham V Spurs one game.
"No , I support Bolton. Wanderers.
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charleyfarley
7:54 Sat Jun 4
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They shouldn't sack him, need more like him somebody who can take confession and when the confessee tells him that he got pissed laid into the old bill, he will have a very good understanding.
I like the cut of his jib
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Northern Sold
7:46 Sat Jun 4
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Remember after pre season football training one year we all hit a pub in a local village (ashingdon) I ended up getting pissed with the local vicar who was drinking in there... we had a glorious conversation for a couple of hours regarding creation and the like... I think I almost turned him... nice fella
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Nurse Ratched
7:46 Sat Jun 4
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Should have swung his metal smoke-bomb-on-a-chain at dem babylon.
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Far Cough
7:43 Sat Jun 4
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Nah, proddy vicars don't, they're not pretentious
*Cough
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Nurse Ratched
7:42 Sat Jun 4
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The fact that he was wearing his funny little outfit at the time makes it even better. Do the proddy vicars wear hats to show how important they are? I like to think he had on an important hat.
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Northern Sold
7:42 Sat Jun 4
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Ha Ha Ha Ha.... I like that bruuuno.... you just brought me out of my ali-melancolic day
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Tomshardware
7:33 Sat Jun 4
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"I'm going to fuck you up" hahaha
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bruuuno
7:30 Sat Jun 4
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Northern Sold 7:09 Sat Jun 4
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That's no way to talk about mrs sold
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Hermit Road
7:30 Sat Jun 4
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"I'm from The Vatican. I've got diplomatic immunity"
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Nurse Ratched
7:27 Sat Jun 4
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This story made me laugh.
Paramedics tend to have good stories, but "I was bitten by an angry, pissed-up vicar" is a peach.
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Far Cough
7:16 Sat Jun 4
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Sold, was your vicar, Jeremy Beadle then?
I bet that was a game for a laugh
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Northern Sold
7:09 Sat Jun 4
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Our local vicar had a withered hand... when he married us all I could do during the ceremony was look at the freaking thing...
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WHOicidal Maniac
7:08 Sat Jun 4
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Why did he announce that the Vatican sent him if he aint Catholic?
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joe royal
7:06 Sat Jun 4
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Yea. Corner of Buckingham rd .
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